Stop being jantan bitch!

One fine afternoon, when the weather is HOT and sunny, she nudged me for a chat...

She said: elloo awak! tolong jgn post blog yg mushy-mushy, mentel-mentel lagii...meluat siakk!

Aku replied: Nie aku nyer blog ke, kao punyer blog??

She said: Tak malu ke kalo org baca...?

Aku replied: Korang jugak yg sibuk nak tahu private life aku perr...kaypoh!

She said: we know it too much, oready

Aku replied: So, nak suruh aku tukar format lah?

She said: we like the 'old' you...but not abt being 'bitchy'!

Aku replied: Aku tak 'bitch' siakk...org yg 'bitch' dgn aku...Layannnnnnnn...

She said: Mana punyer hensem siakk...hahaha!

Aku replied: dah banyak org feedback kat aku. Aku makin di benci ramai siol! Kao pon dah benci aku skrg!

She said: Kao peh twitter pon dah sounds bitchy oready! jangkit mentel kao!

Aku replied: huhu...tapi kao tahu kan aku nie pemalu lagik sopan!?

She said: Yes, we know who u are. U are nothing like dat. So change back. plss...

Aku replied: Tapi rating blog aku naik ahh kalo aku bitch...

She said: WE WANT 'YOU' BACK! And stop posting citer 'mushy-mushy' here...boring siakk aku baca.

Aku replied: Boring ke jerlus? ehehehee....

She said: Kalo aku ader bf mcm kao, dah lama potong dia nyer 'nunu' tuu...

Aku replied: Kalo aku tak bitch, will you still come and visit my blog?

She said: Of course lahh...u don hv to bitch. Kater nak pindah blog? Belachan kental ahh...

Aku replied: Ok...ramai dah feedback. I think my privacy dah over exposed. I'll stop bitching here.

She said: Good for u. But don stop melayan aku ahhh...u can still bitch with me privately. If not my life wud be boringgggggg...

Aku replied: Ohhh....gatal ehh! kao pon sama lahhh...

She said: Me alone. But don tell the whole world..teeeheeeheee! :p

Aku replied: Tak paham lah korang pompan nie. Kekadang bobal contradicting! Kao nak aku bitch ke tak nak?

She said: You can do watever u like...but don tell the whole world lahh. Tak malu ke??

Aku replied: Wat u think?

She said: C'mon lah bro. U r not this type one. Keep private things private. I think org dah tahu saper belachan tumbuk nie..

Aku replied: Huh?? tahu ke?

She said: Identitiy kao dah terover exposed, remember? Tak serik kah?

Aku replied: Thrilling siakkk that time...nasib baik aku tak penampar muka dia!

She said: shud learn ur lesson. U r really nice. But circumstances will put u otherwise.

Aku replied: Awwww............so touched! Aku suka kao...*hugs*

She said: Ahhh..dah nak start bitching balik lah nieee...tapi best ahh kena hug! kehehehe

Aku replied: Mentel! Mentel!

She said: shuddup..so ko pikir lah sendiri ek?

Aku replied: Yes i will, DEAR! I sayang u...

She said: are u gonno post this onto ur blog??

Aku replied: Yes lah..org suka baca benda sensasi mcm nie...hehe.

She said: OMG!!!! please don't! But..if u must, don put my name...pleassseeeeee

Aku replied: Takot org tahu kao pon suka bitch ngan aku eh? hahahah...

She said: Kao suka layan perr...heheh! Kao gerek kan..

Aku replied: I know wat to do ahh..no worries.

She said: Soory lah kalo aku comment banyak. Pasal blog kao nie takde comment box. Kalo ader musti dah flooded kena kutuk! hahaha..

Aku replied: Aku buat blog utk hilang kan rasa boring jer. Aku rasa org suka baca benda sensasi jer. Ok lah. Rating aku naik giler siott! Thx for the advice.

She said: No prob. we just don want others to hv negative tots abt u. U are not like this in real life, kan?

Aku replied: This things happened in virtual life jerr...so not too worry. Aku masih berpijak dibumi yg nyata.

She said: Real life sux. But still....

Aku replied: dah..jgn nak elaborate. Nanti kao nangis, aku pon nangis jugak...

She said: Thks zue. :)

Aku replied: Kalo ader aper2 msg aku ajer ahh. nanti ader masa kiter bobal panjang.

She said: You see...tu pasal aku suka kao. Dulu aku betol2 nak jadi kao nyer gf. Tapi kao tak sudi..

Aku replied: Dah...jgn nak mentel kat sini. Podahhh..*tendang bontot kao*

She said: Tata..aku nak sambung kejer. Kalo chat dgn kao, bole merepek panjang..sumer rahsia bole terbongkar...ermm..takde aper2 ahh. Lain kali aku story ngan kao.

Aku replied: Tahu Takpe. selamat menjalan kan tugas harian. Aku nak melayan org lain lakk..

She said: Eeeiii...tak serik eh. Nanti kao hampa kan hati dia lagi..nanti dia dot..dot...dot

Aku replied: Aku tau mana limit ahh.

She said: Aku logout. Bye!

Aku replied: Kalo rindu sebut jer nama ku, babeh

She said: Stop being jantan bitch! Ko tak sajak langsung okey!!

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ps: She was my schoolmate. We were once a couple until I ditched her. Why I ditched her? Because she refused to let me copy her home work. Puppy love is always exciting! :)